1. a game in which players choose randomly between "rock", "paper", and "scissors" in the belief that their choice can beat that of the other player.
2. a game in which players kick each other in the tender bits.
3. a candidate for office whose contempt for the people is poorly concealed. eg, "Did you hear that rochambeau said he promises to repeal the 1st amendment?"
lyrics
Smaller government to slide right up into your crotch
Shoot to kill orders for your neighborhood watch
Workers have no right to work and can't get unemployment
Tax breaks for the 1% so they can buy more servants
How do we get this? (Vote Rochambeau!)
How do we get this? (Vote Rochambeau!)
How do we get this? (Vote Rochambeau!)
How do we get this? (Vote Rochambeau!)
NOOOOO!
The first step's to ensure that all American's are Christian
Later you'll receive the list of all approved denominations
Women who are raped are forced to marry their attackers
Don't matter what you want, it's what's done to you that matters
[interlude for candidate speech]
Sex without breeding is now a major fucking crime
Anyone caught screwing 'round's doing federal time
Corporations are people, and they have civil rights
Interfere with business, and you'll vanish in the night
How do we get this? (Vote Rochambeau!)
How do we get this? (Vote Rochambeau!)
How do we get this? (Vote Rochambeau!)
Why would we want this? (Rochambeau!)
credits
released October 9, 2012
written and performed by Sean Frost, with a soprano Eleuke, an M-Audio keyboard, and a couple of Logic applause loops.