Nudie Cutie

by The Spider Bombs

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about

Nudie cuties are a genre of film that flourished wherever men gathered secretly, principally in the 1950s-60s. The consisted of tired vaudeville gags and topless women, usually being chased or doing bizarre exercises.

One of the least dull of these is the late entry "Kiss Me, Quick", the plot of which involved a mad scientist showing a dull-witted alien the product of his experiments: topless women dancing, exercising, or splashing around in a small pool.

Heady stuff!

And yet, a friend of mine was smitten by one of the dancers. Perhaps it was her smile, or her awareness of rhythm. Perhaps it was her jiggling breasts. Whatever the case, he put out the call to his musically inclined friends to write a song about the nudie cutie watusi girl.

So I did.

lyrics

My gal's a beauty
She does the watusi
She shakes off her clothes
And she wiggles her tushie
She's got form and style, as anyone can see
My little gal's for real -- Nudie Cutie!

Well, I heard about the crazy little thing called love
From my pad in a saucer flying high above
The word was the book was out of stock
And nobody had a lead on a friendly witch doc
The potion didn't work
I felt like a jerk
Then I crossed the path of
A cat named Breedlove

Well, he lives in a castle on a mountain top
And he's got himself some chicks who can really bop
His assistant ran off with some Buttless square from space
But Frank and his Mummy take good care of the place
There's a gym to work out in
A pool to play about in
That's where I spied her
With her friends beside her

My gal's a beauty
She does the watusi
She shakes off her clothes
And she wiggles her tushie
She's got form and style, as anyone can see
My little gal's for real -- Nudie Cutie!

Well, her hair is in a perfect Sue Richard's flip
Not a strand out of place, and no kirby grip
Her fashion sense is tasteful; she's a minimalist
And she really knocks me off my feet when she does the twist
She rolls with the dice
She never thinks twice
When I pulled up my ride
She jumped right inside

Now she travels with me all throughout the Milky Way
In my rocket-powered, inter-stellar Chevrolet
We stop wherever we can here some real gone beats
We dance 'till we collapse, and then we wolf down some eats
With just me and she
We got all that we need
She's my main squeeze
I'm the knees of her bees

My gal's a beauty
She does the watusi
She shakes off her clothes
And she wiggles her tushie
She's got form and style, as anyone can see
My little gal's for real (my little gal's for real!) -- Nudie Cutie!

credits

released August 14, 2012
written and performed by Sean Frost, with a soprano Eleuke, an Eastwood electric mandolin, and an M-Audio keyboard.

mixed in Logic Pro on a Mac mini

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